[14] Ron Weasley also suspected that Filch was always in such a foul mood due to his status as a Squib, and thus resented young wizards and witches as a result. He is found and adopted by Merlin and is stuck in the past and is immortal until his time approaches. He wanted Lockhart to stop, but was powerless. Feel free to suggest any pairings/situations you'd like to see, and eventually I'll try to include them (it could take a while). Click here to enter, or just click the image below. As Dolores Umbridge was a sadist who enjoyed torturing students, Filch could relate to her views on a number of levels. Choose an interesting character, preferably a more obscure one that not many other people will have written about, and put them into a new situation. [54] He was also probably the one to affix the notices with the Decree on the noticeboards of the Common Rooms. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. [72], On 17 March, Filch did his usual prodding act with the Secrecy Sensor as some of the sixth years departed the school for an Apparition lesson at Hogsmeade. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. Filch signed the students out in a queue in the Entrance Hall. Hiding, are you? Harry told Hermione to calm down and tell him what's wrong. Sexetera, Ad Infinitumby nqdonne is the story for you then. [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. Clearly, Im not the only Potterhead who feels this way as Romione erotica seems to be the most abundant out of all of the canon erotica out there. by phantompopcorn, Ron gives Hermione the best kind of birthday present. [82] He presumably kept doing what he was used to: punishing the students and arguing with Peeves the Poltergeist, even under the new Headmistress Minerva McGonagall. The first individual to be attacked was Mrs Norris, Filch's cat, whom he had a very close relationship with. [51] Furthermore, while Snape gave some leniency to students of Slytherin, Filch saw no such mercy with any of the students. This made him even more hopeful that Dumbledore would kick Peeves out of Hogwarts for it. [35], At the beginning of the 1992-1993 school year, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley arrived at school, not via the Hogwarts Express, but in Arthur Weasley's Flying Ford Anglia; Minerva McGonagall, their Head of House, gave them different punishments. "Well at least we know Potter's an . Filch disliked Rubeus Hagrid, the Gamekeeper and later Care of Magical Creatures professor. [82], When the Death Eaters marched to Hogwarts Castle with Harry Potter's "dead body", Filch stood by Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, and Horace Slughorn with a gloomy expression on his face. This work now includes mini series as well as oneshots. Nobody would have thought of throwing Fanged Frisbees down the corridors if I could've strung you up by the ankles in my office, would they? With the passing of Educational Decree Number Twenty-Three, which appointed Dolores Umbridge to the post of High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, the Ministry effectively started its interference at the school. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. In 1995, when Dolores Umbridge became High Inquisitor at Hogwarts, Filch gladly supported her. Not enough for you? Filch also appeared to respect Headmaster Albus Dumbledore very much. [63], Sometime after the Easter holidays, Fred and George Weasley set off a Portable Swamp on the Fifth Floor Corridor, and left the school in a blaze of glory. In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. [27] Later during this school year, he caught Jacob's sibling and their friends on the Training Grounds at night after hours, and took them to the Headmaster's office for punishment. [69] Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. Why should he feel bad about that? InThe Wolfsbane Effectby Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. Harry Potter once speculated that there was "something going on" romantically between Filch and Irma Pince, the equally ancient and irascible Hogwarts librarian. When he got to the Owlery, he found Harry Potter (who had just sent a letter for Sirius Black) and Cho Chang (who was sending her mother a parcel for her birthday). Thus, the caretaker started to support Umbridge and follow her orders. [7], After Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had carried Norbert to the Astronomy Tower, so that Charles Weasley's colleagues could take the dragon to Romania, Filch caught the pair roaming the Astronomy Corridor on their way back to Gryffindor Tower in the early hours of 10 May, 1992. His surname, "Filch", is an English word meaning "to steal", usually in a sneaky manner. AU. Like why he hates students so much. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. He kept his job of caretaker after the Second Wizarding War. 8. [34] The caretaker took them to Minerva McGonagall's office, where they were joined by Neville Longbottom and Draco Malfoy who had also been caught out of bed. Sometimes a mans love for fruit knows no bounds. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux. by Sarah1281. Harry wanted him to do stuff for money, so Gilderoy naturally did as he was told. CW: Body transformation, gender transformation, mind control and the dubcon/noncon that results from said mind control. Filch thanked the student for their help, despite his usually grouchy nature. [14], During the school year, a mysterious, dangerous monster roamed around the Castle and tried to attack muggle-born students. At the end of the day, Umbridge was dishevelled, sweaty-faced and soot-blackened from trying to extinguish the fireworks, and Filch set one of his brooms ablaze when he tried to swat at the fireworks in midair. [70], Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixArgus Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, Although Filch disliked most students, Harry Potter was one of those he disliked most. [47] During the Hallowe'en feast on 31 October, Filch wore his mouldy old tailcoat and added chairs to accommodate Igor Karkaroff, Olympe Maxime, Ludovic Bagman, and Bartemius Crouch Senior at the Staff Table. Fred and George test out a new line of products, and things get sexy. The two shared a strong bond that linked them somehow; anytime Mrs Norris spotted someone breaking a rule, Filch would arrive soon afterwards.[13]. They attracted his attention by sticking a Blood Pop in Mrs Norris's fur. It's me, Harry." Harry said calmly. Harry is shrunken so needs somewere to go to stay safe hwere better then in athrur wealsey's underware. ), theres a Harry Potter erotica fanfic thats right for you. During their next meeting about the Ball, Filch brought it up and Pince was eventually convinced. [74], I'd appreciate it if you stopped trying to inch me closer to the shackles, Mr Filch.Jacob's sibling talking to Filch in his office. Neatly forged paperwork lands Ed a job teaching summer school remedial chemistry to children who are older than he is. I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? No matter what your interests, if youre a Harry Potter fan (and who isnt? [62] Otherwise, she did have a low opinion of him, telling him not to stun some enchanted fireworks and having it explode all over the place, when it was in fact her own doing.[62]. After readingHarry Potter and the Cursed Child,I felt a little cheated that Scorpius and Albus Severus didnt end up together. [80] Later, after Lord Voldemort gained knowledge from Alecto Carrow that Harry Potter was in the school premises, the Heads of House started conjuring protective enchantments around the school, preparing to fight and waking up students. I am legitimately sad about it now. So far anyone who had so much dared to glance at the dark forbidding space between the Weasley womans legs had been turned to stone. Among his many file cabinets documenting the punishments he handed out over the years, Filch had an entire drawer dedicated to the twins. Filch fought a running war with Peeves, the Poltergeist, and the two were sworn enemies for more than twenty-five years. Or even just one page. [31], Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneFilch tries to catch the trio and Neville Longbottom breaking rules, By 1991, Filch had Mrs Norris, his cat, following Rubeus Hagrid every time he went up into the Castle. The detention Harry gets with Lockhart comes about in a different way, and is spent with less than school appropriate actions. [42], Later in the evening of that same day, Sirius Black broke into the Castle and tried to enter Gryffindor Tower; this resulted in the destruction of the Fat Lady's portrait. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike. Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini/Theodor Nott/Draco Malfoy. And let me know what you think about the Harry Potter erotica I included on this list. [37] Filch was also present when in a corridor with all the other staff when a new message from the Heir of Slytherin appeared on the wall stating that Ginny had been taken into the chamber and that her skeleton will lie there forever. Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. He was later approached by Jacob's sibling who was concerned about Pince's plan for the Ball and told him Pince loved gorgeous settings such as such as flowers, music and refreshments instead. Language: English Words: 45,464 Chapters: 19 /? There will be many of both. Harry Potter and Georgia knightly have suffered at both the same night.join them through their journey with their friends at their times in Hogwarts the good and bad. Filch was also the only one of the Hogwarts staff to stay at Hogwarts Castle during the summer holidays. [71], In October, Filch stood as usual in the Entrance Hall checking the names of students who had permission to go in a Hogsmeade weekend trip. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. So, it used to be true crack, but somehow I made the end emotional. Personally, my favorite couple will always be Ron and Hermione, and not even J.K. Rowling herself can talk me out of this. [70] Filch was also caretaker when Snape was a student at Hogwarts. He even put a chair against the wall to keep guard there. Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. Why would he? The twins noticed a filing cabinet marked Confiscated and Highly Dangerous so, curious, they let off another Dungbomb in his office and "nicked" the Marauder's Map, which was stored inside that drawer, from him. flag All Votes Add Books To This List Previous 1 2 3 4 Next Arthur is fascinated by Harry's stretch marks. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. Molly Weasleys naked body can turn men to stone AND homosexuality. ARTHUR WHERE IS MY IMPREGNATION? [70][71] Most of the staff appeared to dislike Filch's grumpy and antipathetic personality, such as Minerva McGonagall, who could often be irritated by his behaviour (to the point of forgoing her usual politeness with fellow staff by calling him a "blithering idiot"),[9] and Horace Slughorn, who intended to report him for being more concerned about cleaning up than with the students' security. A prompt from Kamerreon's Prompt Generator. Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. If youre more interested in everyone having sex with everyone else (including twincest), tryMake A Noteby Inell. Oh God Not Again! On 7 October, Filch hung a copy of the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four on the Entrance Hall. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. In it, Harry Potter is taking (you guessed it) a nightly stroll when he finds his girlfriend Ginny and his enemy Draco in a compromising position. [4], Harry Potter: Hogwarts MysteryArgus' sceptical personality against Jacob's sibling party invitation, In the 19841985 school year, Filch and Mrs Norris found the cursed ice. Didnt find what you were looking for? [62] Also, as Umbridge granted Filch permission to torture misbehaving students,[64] whereas Dumbledore would never even think of such things, he had loyalty to her. This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. The area was roped off, and Filch was given the task of getting students across it to their classrooms in a small punt. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend. [57], In the morning before the first school trip to Hogsmeade of the school year, Filch matched the names of those visiting the village to the long list of students who had permission from their parents or guardian to do so. Harry felt no dread, no terror, no anger or fury or resentment. It begins at Hogwarts and stars a grown-up threesome. [78] By 1 September 1997, Severus Snape was made Headmaster of Hogwarts while his fellow Death Eaters, Alecto Carrow and Amycus Carrow became the Muggle Studies and Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers respectively, as well as Deputy Heads.[79]. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. Non-canon Harry Potter erotica: m/m. He apparently realised the Ministry of Magic was going to interfere at Hogwarts that school year, and clapped enthusiastically. [16] When she was Petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was devastated and started sobbing, which made Harry Potter feel slightly sorry for him, though he felt a lot more sorry for himself, fearing he might be expelled. Harry Potter is a slut. Under Umbridge, Filch walked around in an extremely good mood. [17] Filch stored the map in a cabinet marked "Confiscated and Highly Dangerous". I'm coming to get you, Peeves You've gone and stolen a Triwizard clue, Peeves Dumbledore'll have you out of here for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeistFilch's paranoia with Peeves, after Harry Potter (under his Invisibility Cloak) drops his Golden egg. [71] Snape, however, did not show much respect to the caretaker, and simply treated him as a minion. Mrs Norris, like her master, was infamously bad-tempered with anyone but Filch himself. [14] Upon the opening of the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, Filch has placed a blanket ban on all the joke items that could be purchased at their shop, but the twins managed to sneak past security by disguising all their Love Potions as cough potions and perfumes. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. [70], After Harry Potter's discovery of the Half-Blood Prince's copy of Advanced Potion-Making, he learnt several new spells such as Langlock, a jinx that glued the victim's tongue to the roof of the mouth. This belongs to a school champion! [20], During this school year, Jacob's sibling tried to invite him to Hagrid's birthday party, which was pretty successful and he attended the party, although Professor McGonagall considered it a miracle if he agreed to celebrate anything whatsoever. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, 1995 in which he stood by the double doors leading to the Entrance Hall, and listened attentively to Dolores Umbridge's speech. [43] Filch searched both the dungeons,[42] the Astronomy Tower and the Owlery,[43] but found no sign of him. by snarkysweetness. Harry Potter Fanfic Harry And Hermione. Argus Filch was a rheumatic man[62] with hunched-shoulders[9] and a hunchback. He was going to be permitted to bring back the "old punishments" and give students whippings, and she asked the Minister for Magic to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves, the resident Poltergeist. Welcome to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Wiki!At the Harry Potter Fanfiction Wiki, everything fan fiction is welcome. She moved over and greeted Harry with a hug and a kiss which caused Hermione to flinch. On the night stand, beside a plate that was empty but for a few crumbs, lay his wand and glasses. [9], Later on, Filch and Madam Pomfrey oversaw the evacuation procedure of underage students and of those not willing to fight, via the Room of Requirement. Argus Filch seemed so interested in punishing rebellious students in the old manners. [40], On 1 September, 1993, Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast, and stood in the raised platform by the High Table while the school choir and orchestra led a presentation of Something Wicked This Way Comes. Severus Snape agreed with Filch, not because he had the same opinion, but because he wanted Harry to be punished. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. This is the case with the popular fan pairing Drapple. [64] They did not leave instructions on how to remove the swamp and as such, Umbridge and Filch tried fruitlessly different means of removing it. To this list did so expertly number Twenty-Four on the noticeboards of the Educational Decree number Twenty-Four on night. 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